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Yeah, that's right! You heard it here first - here at Now HQ we want to know how to make your day that bit more enjoyable so we've come up with #PhwoarrOClock - your daily dose of sexy men at, well, obviously 4pm.

It's like when you send an email round the office asking if anyone's got some spare chocolate or biscuits and need something a bit sweet - well we've gone one better and brought you a topless man! And there are no calories in that.

We aim to find the hottest man of the moment just to give you that afternoon delight at your desk - and hopefully without your boss noticing that bit of dribble in the corner of your mouth...(we've all been there).

Now who better to kick off our #PhwoarrOClock thanTom Pearce - TOWIE's blue-eyed boy. Did you know Tom is a broker in the city. Brains and bod? Swoon for you Pearce!

He's always been a hit with the ladies on and off screen so it's no wonder he's the first contender for #PhwoarrOClock.

Tom has just come back from a recent trip to Ibiza with the rest of theTOWIEcast - which is back on our screens onITV's new channel, ITVBe which launches on Wednesday 8 October along with the new series of TOWIE- hurrah!

The 13th series of TOWIE will start with two specials of TOWIE filmed on the party island of Ibiza - so TOWII!

How will that Essex lot cope with the partying, the boat parties and the sandy white beaches? Probs with some drams, agg, crying, drink throwing, bitch fighting, snogging and tanning, obvs!

So, Mr Tom Pearce, we salute you and your brains, blue eyes and rippling abs...

SEE PICTURESTOWIEcast ditch Essex to film TV show in Marbella

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AS we speak, the TOWIE gang are 'working' (aka living it up) in Ibiza.

Ferne McCann, Jessica Wright, James Argent and their The Only Way Is Essex co-stars are busy filming scenes for the two-part special which kicks off the new series.

And our favourite reality stars have made sure to keep us updated with their holiday antics all the way from sunnySpain.

Sharing behind-the-scenes pics from filming and nights out, the Essex pals have wet our appetite for what's sure to be a season filled with the usual drama...

Mark Wright's sistershared this snap of her and Ferne looking gorgeous as ever as they filmed scenes together. She captioned the shot: "Filming last night with ferniture."

Jessica Wight and Ferne McCann looked glam as they filmed scenes in Ibiza [Jessica Wright/Instagram]

James Lock tore himself away from girlfriendDanielle Armstrong for the evening to enjoy a boys' night out with palsDan Osborne andTom Pearce.

Dan Osborne, Tom Pearce and James Lock enjoyed a boys' night out [James Lock/Twitter]

Despite being on holiday, Mario Falcone still managed to squeeze in ajog between partying and filming. Clearly in a confident mood, Lucy Mecklenburgh's ex captioned the shot: "Feeling toned in Ibiza thanks to @proteinworld."

Mario Falcone couldn't resist taking a holiday selfie [Mario Falcone/Twitter]

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TOWIE in Ibiza behind-the-scenes snaps

DAN Osborne is busy living the life in Ibiza while pregnant girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa is stuck in the cold UK.

But filming in Spain is simply work for the TOWIE hunk who has been making headlines thanks to his recent Twitter antics.

Dan Osborne has been well behaved in Ibiza according to his pal Casey Batchelor [Wenn]

After posting a picture of himself in bed with bikini-clad Casey Batchelor, Danielle Armstrong and Georgia Kousoulou, Dan caused speculation that his relationship was on the rocks.

However, the model exclusively told OK! Online at the Union J fragrance launch that Teddy's dad has been more than well-behaved on the White Isle.

Casey told us: "Dan was a good boy and the picture was absolutely harmless. It was raining outside, they were inside doing some meetings and everybody was a bit bored so we were just lying there.

"It was just a harmless fun picture because we had nothing else to do."

Casey Batchelor cleared up those TOWIE rumours once and for all [Wenn]

Jacqueline also jumped to her man's defence as she tweeted: "So boring. Please get your facts right. Daniel is allowed to have fun in Ibiza. Just stop."

The EastEnders actress is currently pregnant with her first baby and has confessed she's struggling with the early stages.

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Wikipedia works using a complex network of buckets, cups, donuts, pointy hats, boxes and mysterious spherical objects.

Lies, damned lies, and Wikipedia articles.

Isn't it annoying how Wikipedia always copies your homework

Wikipedia isn't a good source. Didn't you know it was a fuckin' parody?

Mission Accomplished.

Wikipedia ("the 'free' encyclopedia") is a website that parodies Uncyclopedia. It was founded in 2001, when it began its noble goal of spreading the world's misinformation in the most inconspicuous way possible. For this reason, academic experts strongly urge students not to cite Wikipedia.[1] Originally written exclusively in Klingon, the project currently spans all the known languages of history.[2] The English version has over twelve million pages, most of them capitalization redirects.

Only one vehicle for article humor is employed at Wikipedia: actual information[citation needed]. However, much of the behind-the-scenes aspects of Uncyclopedia are also parodied, from the abundance of maintenance templates to the system for rating articles. Like Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia has guidelines regarding what is and is not acceptable content, and these guidelines have become exceedingly long and complex as a parody of Uncyclopedia's comparatively simple rules. The site has gained media attention due to its articles on places, people, and painfully obscure pop culture.

Wikipedia's name is a portmanteau of the words wiki (a technology for stealing content from other websites, from the Hawaiian word wiki, meaning 'thief') and pedia meaning 'children'; literally stealing content for perverting children's brains.[3] Its logo is a spherical magical puzzle globe, named Merlin after the loyal wizard of King Arthur's court, which serves as a spoof of Uncyclopedia's hollow potato logo.

The name "nupedia" clearly shows a connection with Jimbo's earlier project bomis.com.

Wikipedia traces its origins to 2001, when a pair of bored college students, Jimbo Wales and Larry Sanger, decided that the same principles that made things like the graffiti on bathroom stalls great could also be applied to internet encyclopedias.[4] Armed with a pretentious sense of self-righteousness and a can-do attitude, the two bright-eyed youngsters created their website, named "nupedia.com". Naturally, this venture was a spectacular failure. Instead of learning from their mistake, though, Wales and Sanger decided to go the AIG route, and rename their idea while making no real changes to it.

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Wikipedia - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia