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There's a difference between flirting over the photocopier and being a groper. So even if you think you're Don Draper, you might be Uncle Monty.

Gentlemen, a word in your ear please. As you all know, some of the chaps have been getting into a bit of bother of late, with all sorts of unfortunate allegations, sordid photos and lurid headlines on the front pages. Well, let me offer a bit of advice.

We all know what the newspapers are like. There we are, doing our jobs, working hard from morning till lunchtime running the country and protecting the mortal souls of the nation, and in they saunter, joking about their column inches and hinting that if we play our cards right, they could give our careers just the boost we need. Dont fall for it. Theyre not really interested in our talent, potential or future career, forgive my frankness but, theyre really just hoping for a chance to screw us. One minute youll be at a daily photo-call, cool and professional, the next moment youll be getting chased up the stairs by a paparazzo with a fully extended telephoto lens. If youre going into politics, its a very tough world, and if you want to survive the attentions of the press, you might find you need to toughen up a bit, play the game, if you get my meaning. Relax, try to enjoy it, it happens to everyone.

Steady on, I hear you say, perhaps these chaps have done nothing to invite the hot, heavy breath of a tabloid hack on their necks? What if their behaviour was entirely innocent? Wont this type of unwelcome and unfair harassment put talented men off the notion of public service, to everyones detriment? Maybe advising people to toughen up isnt quite enough, so lets consider an alternative approach.

Take a look at your employment contracts, chaps. You see that passage in the benefits section, just between the pension plan and the holiday allowance? The bit saying you are entitled to squeeze every potential opportunity and sexual thrill out of any passing young colleague who takes your fancy? No? Perhaps that might be because it is not bloody there.

Its all very well for the likes of Rod Liddle to declare breezily that all this is no big deal, that the work place has now become the venue within which we meet our sexual mates, because he sits on a moral high ground to which the rest of us can only aspire. Its not as if he famously left his wife and two children for a 22-year-old receptionist from work or anything, is it? Is it? Oh.

Rod Liddle.

Yes, people often form relationships through work, but theres a big difference between inviting someone out for a meal or succumbing to some mutual flirting across the photocopier, and exploiting your power and position in such a way that the target of your attention feels degraded, intimidated and unsafe. Just for a moment, stop imagining yourself as Don Draper in Mad Men, all suave, sexy allure, wearing your dominant position like an aphrodisiac cologne.

Chances are youre not Don Draper, youre Uncle Monty. Remember that scene in Withnail and I when Paul McGanns character is being chased around an isolated cottage by a randy old goat, bursting with sweaty, menacing, terrifying lust and refusing to take no for an answer? That is much closer to the reality of sexual harassment for most of those who experience it. Now imagine being told that you might have to expect this to happen any day in the office, throughout your career, and that you should toughen up and get used to it. It is more easily said than done.

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Rod Liddle and friends, a word in your ear about harassment