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Washington An apparently jealous man on Monday warned President Obama to stay away from his fiance.

No, we are not making this up. It is actual news. Mr. Obama was casting his vote early at a Chicago polling station (more on that later) when a local man named Mike Jones walked by and said, Mr. President, dont touch my girlfriend.

He was kidding, we think. CNN caught the whole thing on tape, so you can judge for yourself. Obama may have been surprised but he appeared take the warning with aplomb.

I really wasnt planning on it, he replied, while continuing to mark off his ballot at the stand-up voting machine.

The woman in question, Aia Cooper was understandably mortified. She was voting next to Obama, which is why Mr. Jones got involved in the first place.

I am sorry, please excuse him, she said.

Obama said it was an example of a brother just embarrassing me for no reason. Then he went into a riff in which he predicted what Ms. Cooper would say when she went home and told her friends and family about the incident.

I cant believe Mike, hes such a fool, Obama said Cooper would say.

Fortunately, the president was nice about it, he said, imitating Cooper.

At the end Obama went up to her and said that given what had gone on they had to give folks something to talk about, and kissed her on the cheek.

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Man warns Obama 'don't touch my girlfriend.' How did president handle it?