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The late, great Jim White, overnight host on KMOX when radio was king, had certain rules he lived by. One of them was that he wouldnt let callers talk about religion. Reason: Religion is too touchy a topic and the discussions rarely get anywhere.

Nevertheless.

When religion enters the public sector, as it did prominently in two instances last week, the rule goes out the window. One instance was the assertion by Jack Phillips, the Colorado bakery owner whose refusal to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple is headed to the U.S. Supreme Court, that Jesus would not have baked such a cake in similar circumstances.

The second instance was the U.S. Department of Justices lawsuit against Hobby Lobby and its president charging that the crafts store had illegally imported thousands of Iraqi artifacts, mislabeling them and lying about their origin. This is the same company that won a 2014 Supreme Court case over its objection to providing contraceptive coverage to its employees because of its owners religious beliefs.

The Hobby Lobby decision was seen as an important religious freedom case. It is a key part of Phillips argument that he should have the religious freedom not to bake a cake for a gay couple.

My personal belief is that any God reflected in any religious text anywhere would look at the Jesus-bakes-a-wedding-cake furor and the apparent flexibility of Hobby Lobbys religious beliefs and say, Really? This is the kind of thing youre arguing about?

Religion, as we have learned through the millennia, is sort of like Spandex: It can be stretched to smooth out all sorts of bumps. Crusades? No problem. Slaughter some Muslims, well make you a saint and name a city in the Midwest after you. Spanish Inquisition? No problem. Hijack some planes and fly them into buildings? Seventy virgins for you, my friend.

Thus Phillips claim, made June 30 on ABCs The View, pales in comparison. I believe the Bible clearly teaches marriage is between one man and one woman, Phillips said. Im not judging these two gay men who came in. Im just trying to preserve my right as an artist to decide which artistic endeavors Im going to do and which ones Im not.

See, hes an artist, not a baker, because an artist might have First Amendment protection that a baker, operating merely under the Commerce Clause, might not. These religious freedom cases attract shrewd lawyers from well-funded legal groups.

Asked by one of The Views hosts what Jesus might have done in his situation, the artist known as Masterpiece Jack said, Would Jesus have made the cake? I dont believe he would have, because that would have contradicted the rest of the biblical teaching. I dont believe that Jesus would have made the cake if he had been a baker.

This touched off one of those social media flaps that make the Internet the worst invention since the hydrogen bomb. Careful reading would have led you to a discussion of Judean cuisine 2,100 years ago and the likelihood (sparse, was the consensus) that a Galilean carpenter of that era would have been taught to bake. The gospels references to Jesus and baked goods are limited to the loaves-and-fishes thing and the Last Supper thing, when he merely shared them.

So thats inconclusive, as are biblical admonitions about homosexuality. We know Jesus had a pretty open attitude about his followers and fierce opposition to Scribes, Pharisees and other hypocrites (whited sepulchers).

Speaking of which, Steve Green, the president of Hobby Lobby and son of the founder, is chairman of the Museum of the Bible. His company has donated $800 million toward the 430,000-square-foot edifice, scheduled to open this fall just two blocks from the National Mall in Washington. At least some of the 5,500 artifacts that the Justice Department said were illegally obtained in Iraq were destined for this temple.

Green admitted being involved in obtaining the artifacts, despite being warned that their provenance was sketchy. The artifacts, labeled as tile samples, were Fed Exd to various Hobby Lobby stores with labels describing Turkey as their country of origin. Payment for them was made with wire transfers to multiple personal bank accounts. The Ten Commandments do not proscribe wire transfers, but one of them concerns bearing false witness.

In a statement, the company said regrettable mistakes were made. Hobby Lobby, which has estimated annual revenues of $4.5 billion, will pay a fine of $3 million. Green said the whole affair had been consistent with the companys mission and passion for the Bible.

Concerning the Bible, its amazing how some people can read the words and not hear the music. Something else Jim White used to say: Protect me from the good people.

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