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The Clintons really are Freddy Krueger of politics. Every time you think theyre slayed and buried for good, they come back to life. Can we really be so lucky, as the Daily Mail reports, to have Hillary Clinton actually start a TV talk show as a platform for another run at the White House?

Hillary Clinton is considering another run for president and is mulling the idea of launching a television talk show to soften the ground for 2020.

Clintonwould be 73 years old if she were to challenge President Donald Trump again and win the White House the next time around.

Launching a TV program now would make her Americas second-oldest female news or talk show host on the small screen, after only Joy Behar of The View.

Oh please, please we must have this TV show!

Before this, of course, was the chatter that Hillary might run for mayor of New York City. Fairness compels me to suggest that shed be an improvement over Mayor Bill de Blasio (D-Managua), though thats like being the tallest building in Wichita. But what is it with the Clintons that they have to run for and hold some office?

Which brings me to the fine work of the great historian Allan Guelzo, who it turns out has a musical turn to him. Allan sends along this:

MRS. CLINTONS CONCESSION SONG (with apologies, albeit insincere ones, to Andrew Lloyd Webber) to the tune of Dont Cry for Me, Argentina:

Dont cry for me, New York City.

The truth is I never lived there.

I only used you as

Ambitions stepping-stone.

Thats why Im sounding

Like Eva Peron.

Now that Im seeing the Oval Office

Recede so indifferently into space

All I want is to weep and to faint and immunity.

I think youre just as

Disgraceful, deplorable, nasty and proud

As I ever privately thought

While publicly lying out loud.

Dont cry for me, New York City.

[chorus] I think Ive said too much.

Its time to ask if theres a BleachBit version 2

Be careful not to tell James Comey what you know

Or its the bus for you.

More:
Hillary Forever? - Power Line (blog)