The First Amendment Protects the Right To Put a Tiny Penis on a Beer Label – Reason
A federal judge ruled Monday that North Carolina's beer bureaucrats violated the Constitution when they tried to ban a beer because they disliked the art on the label.
The offending label was wrapped around bottles of Maryland-based Flying Dog Brewery's Freezin' Season Winter Ale, and appears to show a tiny appendage between the legs of a Ralph Steadman cartoon character. Last year, the North Carolina Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) Commission told Flying Dog that the beer could not be sold in the state due to the "inappropriate" and "in bad taste" label design.
But there's no accounting for taste in the First Amendmentindeed, the most fundamental aspect of the constitutional protections afforded to free speech is that government officials can't prohibit expression or art simply because they dislike it.
On Monday, Judge Terrence Boyle confirmed as much, writing that prior court rulings regarding commercial speech "should have placed any reasonable state liquor commissioner on notice that banning a beer label based on its content would violate the First Amendment."
"The challenged regulation is facially unconstitutional because it is overbroad and otherwise not narrowly tailored to achieve North Carolina's proffered substantial interest," Boyle concluded.
Jim Caruso, CEO of Flying Dog, calls the ruling "a resounding victory for the First Amendment."
"With the First Amendment seemingly under attack from all sides, it is heartening to see court decisions like this that protect the freedoms that it embodies," says Caruso, who is a financial supporter of Reason Foundation, the nonprofit that publishes this website. "The First Amendment is the last defense against authoritarian and arbitrary government and it must be protected against any and all threats."
The North Carolina ABC argued in court documents that its beer label regulations are meant to protect shoppers' eyes from vulgar and sexual content. If Flying Dog wants to sell its beer in North Carolina, the ABC argued, then "it can do so in ways other than showing a naked cartoon figure with a naked cartoon penis."
A surprising amount of the legal back-and-forth in the case revolved around the question of whether the cartoon figure on the label is, in fact, sporting a tiny member between its legs. While the label "shows a small protrusion that is where one would expect to find a penis on most male humans," it is "otherwise not at all identifiable as one. There are no constituent parts of a penis, no testicles, and it is not engorged. It is a small nub that merely suggests a penis. It is certainly not sexually explicit," the brewery's lawyers wrote in court documents.
At one point, Flying Dog's lawyers entered a "super-zoom of the 'penis'" into the court record.
"It may not have all the bells and whistles, but it's a penis," attorneys for the North Carolina ABC wroteyes, reallyin response.
But Boyle noted that the state's rules are, in fact, far more expansive than merely policing sexual or pseudo-sexual content. And the judge sided with Flying Dog's contention that those rules are not only vast but also inconsistently applied.
AsReasonhas previously covered, the North Carolina ABC has blacklisted about 230 beer and wine brands since 2002 for having labels or names that offended the board's sensibilities. Ironically, the North Carolina ABC reportedly told Utah-based Wasatch Brewery that its "Polygamy Porter" could not be sold in the state because "polygamy is illegal." But the board also banned a beer named "Kissing Cousins" despite the factthat it isliterally legal to marry your first cousinin North Carolina.
Boyle concluded that the North Carolina ABC's rules prohibiting speech that regulators deem "undignified, immodest, or in bad taste" could give the state "vast" power over the type of advertising allowed.
"Indeed, the Supreme Court has recently reaffirmed 'the bedrock First Amendmentprinciple [that] Speech may not be banned on the ground that it expresses ideas that offend,'" wrote Boyle, citing the landmark 2017 Supreme Court ruling Matal v. Tam.In that case, the court found that that the federal Patent and Trademark Office (PTO)could not prevent all-Asian dance-rock band The Slants from trademarking its name, even if the name violated PTO rules against disparaging "persons, living or dead, institutions, beliefs, or national symbols, or bring them into contempt, or disrepute." Restrictions on commercial speech must serve a "substantial" government interest and must be "narrowly drawn," the court held inMatal.
It's obviously silly for alcohol regulators to be concerned with what images appear on beer labels, but Monday's ruling leaves no doubt that it's unconstitutional too.
Read the original:
The First Amendment Protects the Right To Put a Tiny Penis on a Beer Label - Reason
- Chris Hedges: Abolishing the First Amendment - Consortium News - August 1st, 2025 [August 1st, 2025]
- Sean 'Diddy' Combs asks court for acquittal or new trial, says 'freak offs' protected by First Amendment - MSNBC News - August 1st, 2025 [August 1st, 2025]
- 'The First Amendment demands it': Capehart reflects on his decision to leave The Washington Post - MSNBC News - August 1st, 2025 [August 1st, 2025]
- More Than 20 Democratic-Led States Sue Trump Administration Over Planned Parenthood Funding Cuts - First Amendment Watch - August 1st, 2025 [August 1st, 2025]
- Brown University Strikes Agreement With Trump Administration To Restore Lost Federal Funding - First Amendment Watch - August 1st, 2025 [August 1st, 2025]
- News organizations sue Tennessee over police buffer law, citing First Amendment - Knoxville News Sentinel - July 30th, 2025 [July 30th, 2025]
- The ACLU says a New York official violated the NRA's First Amendment rights. They still can't sue her. - Reason Magazine - July 30th, 2025 [July 30th, 2025]
- Forced Labor and the First Amendment - The American Conservative - July 30th, 2025 [July 30th, 2025]
- Chris Hedges: Abolishing the First Amendment - Scheerpost - July 30th, 2025 [July 30th, 2025]
- Chronicle Editorial: Croton-Harmon school district's disdain for the First Amendment costs staff time and taxpayer money. - The Croton Chronicle - July 30th, 2025 [July 30th, 2025]
- Is AI a Horse or a Zebra When It Comes to the First Amendment? - Cato Institute - July 28th, 2025 [July 28th, 2025]
- First Amendment and immunity - Courthouse News Service - July 28th, 2025 [July 28th, 2025]
- Legal Case of Navy Diver Who Sued Newport Beach for First Amendment Violation Advances - California Globe - July 28th, 2025 [July 28th, 2025]
- News organizations sue TN over police buffer law, citing First Amendment - The Tennessean - July 28th, 2025 [July 28th, 2025]
- AFPI Sues Oregon School Activities Association for Silencing Female Athletes First Amendment Rights - America First Policy Institute - July 28th, 2025 [July 28th, 2025]
- NEWTON: Battle between Trump and the First Amendment continues - The Covington News - July 27th, 2025 [July 27th, 2025]
- That eerie sound youre hearing is the First Amendment falling - rawstory.com - July 27th, 2025 [July 27th, 2025]
- TRUMP GOES TOO FAR: Colbert cancellation puts spotlight on Trump war on the First Amendment - MSNBC News - July 27th, 2025 [July 27th, 2025]
- First Amendment doesnt provide the right to be heard, Fourth Circuit finds - Courthouse News Service - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- Pennsylvania officers face First Amendment lawsuit for trying to criminalize profanity and using patrol car to chase man who recorded police - FIRE |... - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- Ninth Circuit Reinforces First Amendment Protections of Parent Banned from School District in Response to Speech the District Found Offensive -... - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- Press Release: Reps. Hank Johnson and Sydney Kamlager-Dove Propose Bill to Safeguard Artists' First Amendment Rights - Quiver Quantitative - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- What the GOPs Epstein revolt says about the First Amendment - Claremont COURIER - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- Protesters and demonstrators voice their first amendment right along the street of Canton - 25 News Now - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- First amendment vs. first-person shooter: Uvalde parents battle with 'Call of Duty' maker in court - Fortune - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- Columbia University Says It Has Suspended and Expelled Students Who Participated in Protests - First Amendment Watch - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- Stephen Colberts Late Show Is Canceled by CBS and Will End in May 2026 - First Amendment Watch - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- US will appeal decision finding punitive executive order against Jenner & Block violates First Amendment - ABA Journal - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- NPR loses. The First Amendment wins. - The Boston Globe - July 24th, 2025 [July 24th, 2025]
- Trial in AAUP Lawsuit Concludes With Clash Over First Amendment Rights of Noncitizens - The Harvard Crimson - July 22nd, 2025 [July 22nd, 2025]
- Harvard argues in court that Trump administration's funding freeze violated First Amendment - CBS News - July 22nd, 2025 [July 22nd, 2025]
- Harvard argues the government is in violation of the First Amendment. Trumps team frames the lawsuit as a contract dispute - CNN - July 22nd, 2025 [July 22nd, 2025]
- Standing up for Elmo and the First Amendment - Westerly Sun - July 22nd, 2025 [July 22nd, 2025]
- Why the Iowa Senate finally approved enhanced First Amendment protections - Bleeding Heartland - July 22nd, 2025 [July 22nd, 2025]
- First Amendment advocates urge open hearing for San Mateo County sheriff facing removal - The Mercury News - July 18th, 2025 [July 18th, 2025]
- Defeat the Press: How Donald Trumps Attacks on News Outlets Undermine the First Amendment - Variety - July 18th, 2025 [July 18th, 2025]
- An assault on the First Amendment? Yes. But also a lesson in the ethics of reporting police news. - Media Nation - July 18th, 2025 [July 18th, 2025]
- How Donald Trumps Attacks On News Outlets Undermine The First Amendment - TV News Check - July 18th, 2025 [July 18th, 2025]
- Who are First Amendment auditors? Encounters with them prompted police calls in California - Scripps News - July 16th, 2025 [July 16th, 2025]
- Greene County staff permitted to speak to press after pushback from First Amendment groups - The Daily Progress - July 16th, 2025 [July 16th, 2025]
- Death Threats Over Texas Flooding Cartoon Force Museum Journalism Event To Be Postponed - First Amendment Watch - July 16th, 2025 [July 16th, 2025]
- Its the right thing to do: Defense attorney picks up Shasta protester case pro bono, citing First Amendment concerns - Shasta Scout - July 12th, 2025 [July 12th, 2025]
- The First Amendment Protects Ideologically Based Ad Boycotts - Cato Institute - July 12th, 2025 [July 12th, 2025]
- IRS Finally Recognizes That the First Amendment Permits Pastors To Speak From the Pulpit - The Daily Signal - July 12th, 2025 [July 12th, 2025]
- Pocahontas Mayor Reacts Aggressively to Viral First Amendment Auditor - NEA Report - July 12th, 2025 [July 12th, 2025]
- ACLJ's Decades-Long Fight Leads to IRS Recognizing Churches' First Amendment Rights To Speak About Political Issues and Candidates From the Pulpit -... - July 12th, 2025 [July 12th, 2025]
- Central Piedmont fulfilling requests that would lead to First Amendment lawsuit being dropped: Plaintiffs - Queen City News - July 12th, 2025 [July 12th, 2025]
- How Tempe debate over feeding homeless at parks is becoming a First Amendment conversation - KJZZ - July 10th, 2025 [July 10th, 2025]
- IRS: Pastors and Politicians Dont Lose First Amendment Rights in Pulpit - Focus on the Family - July 10th, 2025 [July 10th, 2025]
- Trump admin waffles in court on whether pro-Palestinian foreigners have full First Amendment rights - Politico - July 8th, 2025 [July 8th, 2025]
- Airlines deportation deal with ICE sparks protests and boycott campaign, leading to First Amendment battle - The Free Speech Project - July 8th, 2025 [July 8th, 2025]
- Trump Judges Find No First Amendment Problem With Florida Forcing Teachers to Misgender Themselves - Balls and Strikes - July 8th, 2025 [July 8th, 2025]
- High Court To Hear Street Preacher's First Amendment Case - Law360 - July 6th, 2025 [July 6th, 2025]
- The Columbus Connection First Amendment, Independence Day Thoughts, and Happy Birthday CCN - Columbus County News - July 6th, 2025 [July 6th, 2025]
- Paramounts Trump Lawsuit Settlement: Curtain Call for the First Amendment? (Guest Column) - IMDb - July 6th, 2025 [July 6th, 2025]
- Fourth of July is a reminder to understand your First Amendment rights - The News Journal - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- Big Tech Can't Hide Behind the First Amendment Anymore | Opinion - Newsweek - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- FIRE amicus brief: First Amendment bars using schoolkid standards to silence parents' speech - FIRE | Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- The First Amendment Protects CNN's Reporting on ICEBlock and Iran - Reason Magazine - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- MCPS to pay $125K to two county residents who sued over alleged First Amendment violations - Bethesda Magazine - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- Commentary: Winter Garden arrest threat violated First Amendment rights - Orlando Sentinel - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- First Amendment Expert Responds To BHUSD Policy - Hoover Institution - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- Donald Trump: the surprise force who saved the First Amendment - Washington Times - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- Paramount Will Pay $16 Million in Settlement With Trump Over 60 Minutes Interview - First Amendment Watch - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- Trump Judges Reject First Amendment Challenge and Uphold Florida Law Requiring Teachers to Use Only Pronouns that Align with their Gender at Birth -... - July 4th, 2025 [July 4th, 2025]
- Justice Thomas sounds alarm on courts misapplying First Amendment in political speech cases - Courthouse News - July 2nd, 2025 [July 2nd, 2025]
- 'The full rigor of the Court's resources': Judge warns Trump against witness 'retribution' in First Amendment case over threatened deportations - Law... - July 2nd, 2025 [July 2nd, 2025]
- Federal Appellate Court Finds that School Board President Violated First Amendment in Restricting Followers on Social Media - JD Supra - July 2nd, 2025 [July 2nd, 2025]
- Protecting Kids Shouldnt Mean Weakening the First Amendment - Public Knowledge - July 2nd, 2025 [July 2nd, 2025]
- Opinion - Jesse Green: Congress must not violate First Amendment in fight against anti-semitism - Northern Kentucky Tribune - June 29th, 2025 [June 29th, 2025]
- VICTORY: New York high school to strengthen First Amendment protections following FIRE lawsuit - FIRE | Foundation for Individual Rights and... - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- FCCs First Amendment Tour Arrives in Kentucky - The Daily Yonder - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- ACLU of Pennsylvania Applauds Passage of Legislation to Expand First Amendment Protections in the Commonwealth - ACLU of Pennsylvania - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- FIRE to court: AI speech is still speech and the First Amendment still applies - FIRE | Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- Podcast: Broadcast Journalism, First Amendment, and the Future - Wisconsin Broadcasters Association - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- Advertising Companies Cave to the FTC. Media Matters Sues To Defend the First Amendment. - Reason Magazine - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- Punishing Universities for Their Viewpoints Violates the First Amendment - Cato Institute - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- Palestinian Student Sues Michigan School Over Teachers Reaction to Her Refusal To Stand for Pledge - First Amendment Watch - June 28th, 2025 [June 28th, 2025]
- CDT and EFF Urge Court to Carefully Consider Users First Amendment Rights in Garcia v. Character Technologies, Inc. - - Center for Democracy and... - June 24th, 2025 [June 24th, 2025]
- University of Oregon ordered to cover legal fees after settling First Amendment lawsuit - Campus Reform - June 24th, 2025 [June 24th, 2025]