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Donald Trumps booking documents in Fulton County, Georgia, manage to repeat a familiar untruth about the former presidentand even establish a brand-new one. Once again, Trump, whose height peaked at 62, claims to be 63. Hes been doing this for years, even though, as a 77-year-old man, he has surely been shrinking, not growing, and frankly isnt particularly likely to be 62 still.

But Donald Trumps booking documents also note Trumps weight, pre-supplied by Trump himself: 215 pounds.

Six-three and 215! Those are some impressive stats. Those are Muhammad Ali in his prime numbers. As one point of comparison, Trumps doctorhad him at 239in 2018 (and itsthis guy, so, grain of salt). As another point of comparison, I am 59, and I would say my body shape is comparable to Trumps. I weigh, like, 240. And I play soccer sometimes, unlike Trump, who never exercises because he believes that his body contains a finite amount of energy, like a battery.

Donald Trump, of course, lies about basically everything. Its his comfort zone. The mug shot itself is a kind of lie, or at least a very rehearsed performance, one for which hes surely been preparing for weeks. Where his alleged co-conspirators displayed varying levels of shock, despair, and derangement, Trump glowered at the camera, creating an indelible photo. His allies are already making great use of it. It will be a more popular image than the Mona Lisa, Laura Loomer told Reuters. Want a beer koozie with the mug shot on it? Thatll be $15 for a set of two, paid to the Trump campaign.

It is a little funny, at least, that at a jailhouse booking, a place where your privacy is sacrificed on an altar for the public good, where youre branded with the mug shot that will follow you for life, you are nonetheless allowed to declare your own weight. Yes, you are being thrown into a cell, but if youve always wanted to be a buck-eighty, well, nows your chance. Officer, I didnt kill that manand Im a Size 4.

Ostensibly, the mug shot and other identifying information are released so that if you wiggle free from the system, youll be easier to recognize and capture. Thats patently absurd in this instance; no highway patrolman will fail to identify a bail-jumping Donald Trump, but more particularly, no patrolman will let him go because they believed the former president to be 63. (Thats why the other three jurisdictions where hes been indicted dispensed with the mug shot rigmarole entirely.) So its hard, in this case, to get too outraged at Donald Trumps extremely obvious fibs. Who among us, still burdened by outdated, damaging body-image issues, might not seize the opportunity to put into the public record our target weight, rather than the inconvenient number that just happens to appear on the scale this week?

One of the great annoyances of the Donald Trump era is that for all his evil, all his cruelty, all his shitheadedness, the guy is still, somehow, a little relatable. Ive got a whole box of shirts in my basement I intend to wear once I definitely, eventually, get down to 215. Maybe Donald Trump does too. Or maybe hell be getting a new supply in orangejust a tiny bit snug.

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Donald Trump prison: No, he does not weigh 215 pounds like he told the Fulton County Jail. - Slate