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Political pundit Ann Coulter scraped the bottom of the pond last week when she publicly dissed the 276 girls who were kidnapped by terrorists in Nigeria.

In response to a photo Michelle Obama tweeted of herself holding a paper sign that read "#BringBackOurGirls," Coulter tweeted a photo of herself holding a sign that read "#BringBackOurCountry."

The wildly inappropriate and tasteless tweet, which basically dismissed the value of 276 innocent lives, proves yet again that Coulter is monstrously unsuited for her job. This has nothing to do with left- or right-wing politics; it has to do with a woman who has the conscience and compassion of log moss.

OK. I get it. I am self-aware enough to know that I have my own moments of sarcasm and wisecracks. The difference is that I am kidding. Coulter means it. And she makes a fortune from that hate. Remember, this is the woman who accused Sept. 11 widows of being "self-obsessed."

Therefore, as a community service, every now and then I feel the need to come up with a few suggestions for potential new careers for Coulter.

Here we go:

- The recipient of the world's first-ever soul transplant. Because she could use one.

- An amusement-park ride operator, specializing in those round-and-round rides that make everyone throw up. Because Coulter is an expert in putting a negative spin on everything.

- A high-voltage electricity installer. In the hope that a good jolt will start that thing in her chest that's supposed to pump blood.

- In the same vein, she could pick up work as an extra in AMC's "The Walking Dead," because she already lacks both a functioning heart and a brain.

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