Multiple Registered Republicans in The Villages, Florida Accused of Voter Fraud – Esquire
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Being our semi-regular weekly survey of whats goin down in the several states where, as we know, the real work of governmentin gets done and where everybody knows shes the brains behind Paw.
We begin in Florida, which is unfair to the other 49 states and all the territories that never can erase the long lead Florida has in crazoid political events, but here we are. At issue is the erratic public schedule of Governor Ron DeSantis, on whom Politico called a putt a little too early. First, DeSantis simply vanished for a couple of weeks at the end of the year. The governors office said he was taking time off to tend to his wife, who recently was diagnosed with breast cancer. OK, so we give him the benefit of the doubt there. That he withdrew from the public eye just as the Omicron surge was breaking over the state is his own tough luck, since he has made a political meal out of defying all reasonable public-health precautions dealing with the pandemic, even the ones dedicated to handling the most recent variant. This week, after emerging from whatever seclusion he was in, DeSantis held a press conference in which he was clearly laboring to speak and breathe at the same time. This led to all kinds of speculation, as you can imagine, as Floridas tally of COVID cases left the stratosphere. In any case, the presidential timber talk has settled down for a while.
We move along to Wisconsin, where they are still futzing around with the 2020 presidential election and theres no end in sight. The investigation by former state supreme court judge Michael Gableman was supposed to be over by now, but, as we know from Benghazi, Benghazi, BENGHAZI!, as well as from dozens of other examples, when American conservatives get their teeth into something like this, theres no prying them loose. Gablemans work has been so slipshod that even David Clarke, the maniac former Milwaukee sheriff, has pronounced himself disgusted by it, and State Senator Kathy Bernier, a Republican, called it a "charade." Gableman responded by telling Bernier she should resign. It should be noted that Clarkes major complaint is that Robin Vos, the speaker of the Wisconsin state assembly, is a very incompetent ratfcker. To be fair, Clarkes not entirely wrong. From CBS58:
Oh, OK. Lord, this state is a mess.
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But, if they really want to look for election irregularities, they should look south toyes, Florida. Every presidential cycle, we all visit The Villages, a sprawling retiree community that dominates a certain slice of that state not far from Orlando. Sometimes, the folks entertain us with golf cart parades. But they are also enthusiastic, allegedly, about voter fraud. From News6 in Orlando:
And we conclude, as is our custom, in the great state of Oklahoma. Blog Official Transient Friedman of the Plains is off on his annual gig in the Bahamas, to the bafflement of the venerable Jack, but he is closely monitoring developments back home, and sends us yet another tale of the long reach of the Big Lie. From Public Radio Tulsa:
This brother is a real prize. Again, from PRT:
Here at the shebeen, we periodically plead with our fellow citizens: Look, vote for conservatives if you must, but for the love of speed-skating Christ, stop voting for morons. Thank you.
This is your democracy, America. Cherish it.
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