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Hillary Clinton Spotted Desperately Trying To Refill Lake Mead Before More Bodies Surface – The Babylon Bee

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA As the water levels of Lake Mead continue to go down, more human remains are being found. In response to this recent development, Hillary Clinton has been spotted outside Lake Mead desperately trying to fill the lake back up with a garden hose.

"This is the fifth body they've found since May, Bill! We gotta get out there now and do something about this!" said Hillary Clinton to her husband in a panic. "Hurry, grab the hose! We have to fill the lake back up!"

According to sources, the former Senator and failed Presidential candidate was spotted connecting a hose to a public bathroom at Lake Mead and running it all the way to the shoreline.

Park Rangers say Hillary Clinton will need about 38 million more gallons of water just to bring up the water an inch. Rangers stated that they just didn't have the heart to tell her, as they've been having too much fun watching the entire ordeal play out. Some have even started placing bets on when she'll finally throw in the towel.

At publishing time, despite Hillary's efforts, the water dried up further revealing 42 more bodies, all of which had ties to the Clinton Foundation. Confronted by the media, Hillary brushed the whole thing off as a far-right conspiracy theory, while Bill actually seemed excited as if he was looking forward to some time away from Hillary.

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Huma Abedin Said Her Marriage to Anthony Weiner ‘Made [Her] Feel Powerful and Free’ – Showbiz Cheat Sheet

Bradley Cooper has dated a lot of high-profile women. But his latest relationship is really making headlines. Reportedly, Cooper is in the early stages of a romance withpolitical aide Huma Abedin, who previously served as an adviser to Hillary Clinton. While neither Cooper nor Abedin has spoken out about their relationship, fans are excited to learn what they can aboutHollywoods latest power couple. She has been in the spotlight for a while. In the wake of her devastating divorce from the disgraced politician Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin opened up about the happy days of her marriage, revealing why the union made her feel free.

In mid-July, sources reported that Cooper and Abedin are a couple and have been dating for several months. According toHollywood Life, Abedin is an extremely accomplished woman who speaks several languages, including English, Urdu, and Arabic. She graduated from George Washington University and entered the political sphere, becoming a top adviser for Clinton. Abedin served as deputy chief of staff when Clinton was the U.S. Secretary of State and vice chair for her 2016 presidential campaign.

While Abedin prefers to remain mostly behind the scenes, she was thrown into the spotlight in 2017. That was the year her then-husband, politician Anthony Weiner,pleaded guilty to sexting a minor. Abedin, who married Weiner in 2010, took swift and immediate action, divorcing her disgraced husband.

In the wake of the sexting scandal, Abedin focused on taking care of the young son that she shares with Weiner, avoiding the drama whenever possible. Still, she has spoken out on several occasions about what it was like to have her marriage dissolve in the public eye. In a May 2022 interview withThe Guardian, Abedin revealed that she turned to therapy to help her deal with the shock and trauma of her divorce from Weiner.

Marriage made mefeel powerful and free. Those early days were my happiest, Abedin said. I had a hard but fulfilling job that felt like I was contributing to history. I had a partner for the first time, somebody I loved and looked forward to going home to every night. Everything felt possible. Thats why it was so hard to lose it all overnight. Abedin also admitted she tried hard not to let the noise of the headlines affect her too much. Let otherssay what they will, she posited. In the end you are the only person who has to live with yourself.

Abedin admitted that she finds dating to be terrifying in the same interview. But either she said that to throw people off, or her new romance was just around the corner. Reportedly, fashion iconAnna Wintour had a handin setting them up since shes a mutual friend of both Abedin and Cooper.

Anna definitely played matchmaker, a source recently toldPage Six. Shes BFFs with Bradley and adores Huma. They are perfect for each other. Theyre both into power and politics and human affairs. While Cooper and Abedin both attended the 2022 Met Gala, they didnt walk the carpet together. It seems as though both public figures want to keep things quiet for now after having experienced their share of high-profile relationships in the past.

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Bill Pullman reveals the joke Hillary Clinton made after they watched Independence Day together – The Independent

Bill Pullman has reflected on watching his 1996 hit Independence Day with then-president Bill Clinton and first lady Hillary Clinton.

In the sci-fi action movie, Pullman played a fictional president of the US trying to help save people from an alien invasion.

During an appearance on last nights episode of The One Show (25 July), Pullman recounted the experience of watching the movie with the couple, saying: All of a sudden, in the middle of the publicity junket, we got flown to the White House. I sat next to Bill Clinton and watched this movie.

Presenter Alex Jones then asked if the former US leader had any notes on Pullmans performance, to which the actor replied: Hillary had a nice comment, which was, When we take our next vacation, we know who we can get to take over for a weekend.

He laughed, adding: She didnt offer the whole week, just the weekend.

Independence Day, which also starred Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Randy Quaid and Mary McDonnell, grossed $817m (591m) worldwide, making it the highest grossing film of that year, beating out blockbusters including Twister, Scream, and Mission: Impossible for the top spot.

Bill Pullman in Independence Day

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In 2020, Pullman dismissed a tweet by Donald Trump, showing the then-president superimposed over his iconic speech scene in the film.

Responding to the tweet, Pullman said: My voice belongs to no one but me, and Im not running for president this year.

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Judge Takes James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Kevin Clinesmith Personally Off the Hook in Trumps RICO Lawsuit Against Hillary…

Donald Trump was captured in a bombastic pose on April 6, 2016, in Bethpage, N.Y. James Comey was photographed backstage during a talk in Berlin, Germany, on June 19, 2019.

A federal judge has removed fired FBI director James Comey, fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, fired FBI agent Peter Strzok, resigned FBI lawyer Lisa Page, and former FBI lawyer Kevin Clinesmith as personal defendants in Donald Trumps RICO lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and other individuals and institutions.

Trump filed the $24 million lawsuit against the aforementioned defendants and others, including the Democratic National Committee, on March 24. He amended the lawsuit by nearly doubling its page count on June 22. In a pile of separate but logically connected motions to dismiss, Clinton and most of the other defendants have argued that Trumps claims are barred by the statute of limitations or otherwise fail as a matter of law.

Trump is arguing that the defendants maliciously conspired to weave a false narrative that their Republican opponent, Donald J. Trump, was colluding with a hostile foreign sovereignty. He has alleged violations of the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act, conspiracy, injurious falsehood, malicious prosecution, computer fraud, theft of trade secrets, violations of the Stored Communications Act, and several other causes of action.

Former FBI Lawyer Lisa Page, walks to a House Judiciary Committee closed door meeting in the Rayburn House Office Building, on July 13, 2018 in Washington, DC. Page Page worked on the special counsels Russia investigation, and her text messages with Peter Strzok is under scrutiny by House Republicans. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images.)

The federal government was not a defendant to the lawsuit. However, it moved U.S. District Judge Donald M. Middlebrooks on July 14 to substitute itself as a defendant instead of Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, and Clinesmith. The cited authority for the move was 28 U.S.C. 2679(d)(1), a federal statute which reads accordingly:

Upon certification by the Attorney General that the defendant employee was acting within the scope of his office or employment at the time of the incident out of which the claim arose, any civil action or proceeding commenced upon such claim in a United States district court shall be deemed an action against the United States under the provisions of this title and all references thereto, and the United States shall be substituted as the party defendant.

In other words, the claim must proceed against the government, not against the individual, when the individual was conducting affairs that were part of his or her scope of employment. The procedure is legally known as a Westfall Act Substitution.

Because plaintiffs tort claims are based upon conduct within the scope of these former FBI employees employment with the government, the United States is the sole and exclusive defendant for those claims, government lawyers wrote to Judge Middlebrooks on July 14.

Peter Strzok. (Image via Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images.)

The government pointed squarely to Trumps own complaint to articulate several precise reasons why the Westfall Act Substitution was appropriate in this case:

In this action, plaintiff, former President Trump, seeks damages because defendants allegedly falsif[ied] evidence, deceiv[ed] law enforcement, spread[] disinformation through the media, and exploit[ed] access to highly-sensitive data sources to the detriment of his reputation. Am. Compl. 1. He further alleges that these acts led to legal issues and political issues, and that he incurred substantial economic harm responding to those issues. Id. 525. He seeks damages for his costs associated with responding to numerous investigations and his impeachment.

Amongst many other defendants, plaintiff sues James Comey as 7th Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Peter Strzok as an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Lisa Page as an attorney for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Kevin Clinesmith as an attorney for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Andrew McCabe as the Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Id. 3842. As FBI employees, plaintiff alleges that the foregoing defendants opened a full field investigation, falsely accuse[d General] Flynn of colluding with Russia, kept open its investigation after General Flynn withdrew from consideration for the position of National Security Advisor, leaked information about the investigation to the press, expanded its investigation to include other individuals aside from General Flynn, and engaged in the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) application processes during the investigation. Id. 342448. This conduct, plaintiff alleges, amounted to malicious prosecution and, in collaboration with other defendants alleged acts, conspiracy to commit malicious prosecution. Id. 667692.

The government therefore concluded as follows:

Here, Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, and Clinesmith all easily satisfy the District of Columbias scope of employment test. Counterintelligence operations and FISA surveillance are activities of the FBI. And the incidents out of which plaintiffs claims arose here relate to such activities. The employees easily pass the first prong of the District of Columbias scope of employment test, which does not pose a high bar.

Second, plaintiff identifies the former FBI employees as high-level officials and staff members working on high-level matters. [Citations omitted.] As high-level FBI officials and staff members, they understandably had no set business hours and performed official conduct at varying hours and locations. The Amended Complaint contains no allegations that their acts or omissions occurred in any context other than during the FBI counterintelligence investigation or that they occurred outside the authorized time and space limits of their jobs. Thus, these employees acted within the authorized time and space limits.

Third, all alleged conduct was actuated, at least in part, by a purpose to serve the United States. [Citation omitted.] These FBI employees were acting in furtherance of an approved and authorized counterintelligence operation. That operation necessarily entailed FISA applications.

Thus, Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, and Clinesmith were all employees of the government and, at all material times, all of their acts or omissions alleged in the Amended Complaint occurred within the scope of their employment under District of Columbia respondeat superior law. The Court should reject any challenge to the certification of Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, and Clinesmith.

The government then argued that the case should be dismissed because the court lacked subject matter jurisdiction over Trumps complaint. Specifically, the government noted that Trumps attorneys filed to present his malicious prosecution claims to the FBI before filing Trumps voluminous lawsuit in federal court. Tort claims against the government must be subjected to administrative presentment requirements under the Federal Tort Claims Act; here, Trump made no such submission, and several of his claims instantly must fail, the government argued.

Andrew McCabe. (Image via the FBI.)

Late on Thursday, Judge Middlebrooks agreed to substitute the government as a defendant instead of Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, and Clinesmith. However, Middlebrooks chose not to immediately rule on the broader request to jettison the litigation against the government as a substituted party.

In his three-page order, Middlebrooks characterized Trumps lawsuit as sprawling and recited, without much additional commentary, the rote mechanisms of Westfall Act Substitution: individuals were sued; they were acting within the scope of their employment as ascertained by the Attorney General; and the court was required to accept the Attorney Generals certification.

Middlebrooks noted that he could technically determine that the named federal officers were acting outside the scope of [their] employment and that Trump could litigate the question if he so chooses. If Trump does contest the matter, Trumphas the burden of altering the status quo by proving that the employee acted outside the scope of employment. That will be difficult to overcome, Middlebrooks suggested, because the AGs certification constitutes prima facie evidence that the employees were acting within the scope of their employment.

Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, and Clinesmith all now appear as terminated parties in the court docket.

The original government motion and the judges order are below:

[Photo of Trump by Andrew Renneisen/Getty Images; photo of Comey via Carsten Koall/Getty Images.]

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Harris Faulkner: Hillary Clinton Created the MAGA Movement – Barrett Sports Media

Fox News star Tucker Carlson took aim at several political commentators during a recent sit-down interview with University of Chicago journalism student Daniel Schmidt.

Carlson appeared on SchmidtsPiece of Schmidtpodcast. Carlson also shared some thoughts on why he hates college and why he thinks his detractors hate him.

The Fox News host told Schmidt that hes against college and even tried to convince all four of his children not to attend. Carlson said there are abundant objective data that shows that college is not a good choice for a lot of people.

I was just an abashed loser in college. I was just drunk every day and it took me years to recover from it, Carlson said. I should never have gone to college, my parents didnt go, my brother didnt really go. In my family there was a premium on reading and college was not considered an impressive option.

Schmidt told Carlson a story about the time the university brought in Dispatch Senior Editor David French, Dispatch Editor-in-Chief Jonah Goldberg, and political commentator Bill Kristol to engage with members of his class for a lecture and subsequent Q&A session.

As soon as I brought up your name, he (French) looked at me and cut me off instantly and said Tucker Carlson is a white nationalist, and just like filibustered for 10 minutes straight, he added.

Schmidt asked Carlson why people like French, Kristol, and Goldberg despise him.

I know all of those people from my previous life, Carlson said. I never had any problem with them. I know them well enough to know the limits of their intellect. I do think imposter syndrome plays a role here as well.

Carlson went on to mention other names of people he detests but said some of them are smarter than him.

Andrew Sullivan, who I detest as a person, I think hes a genuinely bad person but hes really smart.

Carlson told Schmidt his best advice that he can give is to find beauty in life, marry young and have children, and read lots of books.

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